Onhonhon! Face the terror of this... well... alright, an acne ridden teenager isn't very terrifying. But just look at my goddamn profile picture. I'm bloody immense! Just look at me towering over the earth. I'm so menacing. If I wanted I could wipe out a few countries. I totally can. I just don't want to.
Are you doubting me? Alright then. Do it. /Call my bluff./
In any case, I'm Derry. For some reason you've stumbled upon my DeviantArt page. That was mistake number one. Then you read the first paragraph, which was mistake number two. Then you overlooked the fact that I misspelled "reason" on the first line, which was mistake number three. Then you realized that I did not, in fact, misspell that word, so you're cursing me, which is mistake number five. Then you skipped mistake four, which is mistake number... oh for cripes sake.
You've fallen prey to my DeviantArt page, which is all fine and dandy. Now browse my excuse for fine art, good art and then terrible art. Then LEAVE. Unless you are physically attracted to my art. In which case don't leave, but don't stay here. Get a room over in my interest column. I'm fairly sure there's a free room there somewhere.
Favourite Visual Artist
There's alot of them, but currently I'd have to say Tim Sale or Brian Bolland
Favourite Movies
Chupacabra vs The Alamo (Lol Syfy) Sharktopus (Lolol Syfy), 9, Bionicle: The Mask of Light, Transformers (Both the original and the first Michael Bay one- NOT the second two), The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Dark Knight Rises and Forrest Gump
Favourite TV Shows
Dangan Ronpa, Heroes, Friends, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Transformers, Transformers: Animated, Doctor Who, Mirai Nikki/Future Diary, and Star Trek: The Next Generation
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Walter Ribeiro (ForOrchestra), The Living Tombstone and anyone who can drop a catchy and yet mildly dark beat
Favourite Books
The Gone Series, The Killing Joke, Sandman, Pet Semetary, Cujo, The Slender Man by Dexter Morgenstern, anything I can get my filthy little claws onto, The Watchmen, Artemis Fowl series, V for Vendetta.
Favourite Writers
Alan Moore, Neill Gaiman
Favourite Games
Team Fortress 2(!), Portal 2, Minecraft, Pokemon and Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Favourite Gaming Platform
Ohoho, you platform gamers and your petty wars. When will you realize that STEAM is superior?
Tools of the Trade
A wrench. Oh, also Manga Studio 5, a Wacom Bamboo Tablet and Caran D'Ache Pencils.
Other Interests
Aerobic Breathing, Pumping Blood, Excreting Waste Products. Oh, I promised you a room for you and my art over in my biography, didn't I? Well tough luck, some lucky lady just waltzed in with my concept art of one of my characters and took the room.